Conversation Between Myself and My Beloved Sister Kara

Haller231 (4:44:24 PM): you're weird

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JaySilverheels86 (4:45:17 PM): don't knock it til you try it

Haller231 (4:45:24 PM): ok

Haller231 (4:45:29 PM): how's school

Haller231 (4:46:43 PM): i actually have to go but i'll talk to you later this weekend

JaySilverheels86 (4:46:51 PM): haha...fair enough, c-ya

Haller231 (4:47:40 PM): by the way Lauren said she would have been your date for the wedding this weekend

Haller231 (4:47:42 PM): later

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Haller231 went away at 4:48:29 PM.

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Haller231 (4:49:09 PM): i'm going to drive to dayton and kill your dumbass if you don't stop

Haller231 returned at 4:49:10 PM.

JaySilverheels86 (4:49:26 PM): who is my dumbass? oh, slam

Haller231 signed off at 4:49:34 PM.

Hilarious Casebooks

I just read this passage from a casebook and found it incredibly hilarious:

"Austin cooked a continental dinner for a new acquaintance, Berwyn, served in candlelight and accompanied by excellent French wines. After dinner the couple sat on the sofa listening to Traviata and sipping Benedictine and Brandy. The moment came, as it must in every scene of this sort, in which Austin drew closer and with parted lips looked in Berwyn's eyes. A kiss was imparted and Austin's hand caressed Berwyn's neck. Suddenly, to the surprise of everyone, there was a snap as a vertebra in Berwyn's neck broke."

Whaaaa??

What I Have Learned

This is a small list of the top ten things I have learned in law school in the first couple weeks of class:

10. There are a lot of exceptionally bright people in my class
9. It is no longer cool to go to the bar where all the undergrads hang out
8. Despite what the professors say, stupid questions do indeed exist
7. Trashy TV has never felt so refreshing
6. The workload is like studying for a test every night
5. The Socratic method is terrifying at times, but necessary
4. Ramen noodles are the key to keeping loan interest at bay
3. Your loan money that goes towards tuition essentially disappears before you see it
2. Interest is insane and I have a new-found hatred for banks
1. The class elections are almost as hilarious to watch unfold as the presidential election

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